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Post by Wifflebat on Sept 4, 2014 21:08:38 GMT -5
EDIT: If you want to use screencaps, you can get them from babysimpson.co.uk/index.php?action=frames
 To my sister Jackie, I leave my pet Iguana, Jub-Jub.  Why didn't she just leave me the bowel obstruction that killed her? |
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Post by abeyance1 on Sept 4, 2014 21:16:55 GMT -5
Excellent......
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Post by dbsm on Sept 4, 2014 21:19:31 GMT -5
"Bart you didn't finish your spaghetti and moeballs!"
"Silence, you fool, it could be ours!"
"RUN, BOY, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" *nomnomnom*
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Post by waiting4october on Sept 4, 2014 22:04:16 GMT -5
I don't have a quote to add, but I couldn't help but notice during the marathon that Homer has the most kick @ss pair of reading glasses I've ever seen. If anyone knows a place to get a pair of cheap frames like that, please, PLEASE link me.
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Post by magoonie on Sept 5, 2014 1:44:19 GMT -5
"I'm Troy McClure, and I'll leave you with what we all came here to see: hardcore nudity! "
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Post by Down Under Aussie on Sept 5, 2014 7:46:10 GMT -5
Superintendant Chalmers: Good Lord, what is happening in there?
Principal Skinner: The Aurora Borealis?
Superintendant Chalmers: The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Principal Skinner: Yes.
Superintendant Chalmers: May I see it?
Principal Skinner: No.
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Post by The Lovematic Grampa! on Sept 5, 2014 10:18:29 GMT -5
Bart: No offense, Homer, but your half-assed under-parenting was a lot more fun than your half-assed over-parenting.
Homer: (sadly) But I'm using my whole ass.
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Post by steliokontos on Sept 5, 2014 12:49:25 GMT -5
Marge: Have you noticed something different about Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No. He just seems disturbed lately.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.
Marge: I want to see what's bothering Bart, but I'm afraid I'd be smothering him.
Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
Marge: That's not what I meant.
Homer: It was, Marge. Admit it.
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Post by adammoore on Sept 5, 2014 15:56:09 GMT -5
Lisa: Dad, I think that's pretty spurious.
Homer: Well, thank you, honey.
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Post by Wifflebat on Sept 5, 2014 17:47:49 GMT -5
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Post by dbsm on Sept 5, 2014 23:35:42 GMT -5
ADIOS PLAN DENTAL!
PLAN DENTAL!
LISA NECESITA FRENOS!
PLAN DENTAL!
LISA NECESITA FRENOS!
PLAN DENTAL!
LISA NECESITA FRENOS!
PLAN DENTAL!
LISA NECESITA FRENOS!
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Post by steliokontos on Sept 6, 2014 12:11:44 GMT -5
It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
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Post by Down Under Aussie on Sept 6, 2014 14:40:22 GMT -5
My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!
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Post by Wifflebat on Sept 6, 2014 14:46:09 GMT -5
Well, despite Bart's objections, the people of South Africa can now vote in free democratic elections.
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Post by adammoore on Sept 6, 2014 14:51:08 GMT -5
I knew you wouldn't understand.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
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